Sunday, January 28, 2024

MORNING CALL

I got a call from the store manager this morning. He was wondering why I wasn't at work. 

I told him that I woke up this morning, decided to shave off all my hair, go on the Mediterranean Diet, become a Buddhist, and start writing a novel.

"So, you're not coming in today?" he asked.

"No, I don't think so," I replied.

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